My girlfriend is a white doormat.

A naked guy had a severe tentacle porn accident and the dog he had eaten earlier broke out of his stomach while he (the man) was doing yoga

Anime girl with panda ears says something about "day killing" in chinese characters

Grey cat stands on a brown monkey that is drawn like a wiener with arms and an uneven base.

Creeper crosses the road directly after a chicken truck passes.

Chewbacca sits on the edge of a cliff contemplating his life.

A colorless strawberry

Tyler the Creator very detailed

Medieval warrior guitar

Candy corn sixty-nine demon gets overly upset when others mispell his name.

Purple-haired dominatrix gets turned on when her slave hits bricks

glue is being a applied to a mouse pointer which is attached to a computer mouse by a cord.