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Lollipop man asks tomato for the time

Carpe Diem! With shovels.

A wasted tornado wondering why it is alive

A ghost imagining himself as king on a gray throne.

Cat with the body of a tuna can.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT'S NOT BUTTER! MY LIFE IS OVER!

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A knife, a fork, a bottle, and a cork. That's the way we spell New York.

Two losers saying to a fire breathing dragon, "yiff in hell, furfag."

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Grandpa doing math homework.

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Time stands still...

Injection gone wrong. Also a person in the background staring at colorful crayons.

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