Sad bear with delighted balloon.

You. Me. Butterfly showdown. Let's go.

Once upon a time I was in the justice league. Then I went camping and everything went so, so wrong.

All we wanted to do was make avatars made of goo. Now, there's this tomfuckery.

Carousel of infant elephants. Basically all I need in life.

I lost my shirt

Blond man with goatee has taken a wound to the face. Blond man ponders his life choices.

Welcome to NightVale

"Zombie footballs not wanted. Thanks."

The cheese was so stinky we put it in a time capsule.

Where has my life gone??! My questions have questions! My heart has a hea- no wait, that's a knife. My initial point remains.

The cookie has centrifugal force. In fact, the cookie is the center of the universe.