I hate this trackpad!
Flowers growing out of a dinosaur
o.O This is two grey ducks NOT having kinky sex. They are ... um ... eating ice cream. Yep, that must be it. Vanilla ice cream.
A dead orange cat. (He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-cat.)
Grouchy bee flying over the ocean, looking for someone who needs a good stinging.
A sentient noose is lonely
Love conquers all and wears an awesome crown.
Someone farts and blames it on the sun. (This describer might have to try that sometime.)
You have offended creepy spider lady! Uh oh.
A terrified astronaut
A snail wearing a top hat
An owl
Radical skateboarder zooms past a giant anarchy sign.