Awwww what a cute kitten ^_^ I love you, whoever who drew this.

An oak tree has dirty thoughts.

YES NO YES NO YES NO YES NO

A mummy-ninja is wearing a shoulder belt that has a packet of mayonaise glued onto it. He is attempting to remove the mayo, but is unable to

A candy cane that has been chopped up into multiple pieces by a deranged ninja assassin who hates George W Bush.

Draw the most beautiful anime character you have ever seen.

Young Timmy cannot control his sexual urges during class.

A teenager without pupils, green skin, and frizzy hair is handcuffed by two African-American police officers--and is having a heart attack.

This is the weirdest shit I've ever seen. A bald person is basically growing a tumor on his head, but the thing is the tumor is also a head.

Man overdoses on drugs and sees swirls on his laptop keyboard. See, this is why you don't do drugs, kids.

Draw a picture of your wife.

A man refuses to kill a cow because of his religious beliefs.