Why didn't Frodo just fly to Mordor?

this chick is 3% it's actual size

Because you use tired-out unfunny image macros.

Soldiers invade a massive ballistic missile complex.

A woman goes on a date with a 6ft tall copy of The Awakening

Hello, Is this the babysitter? I have some children here that need to be "disciplined". And just like time... BE DISCRETE.

Your favorite childhood cartoon!

A sociable wig

U havin uh giggle mate?

A dancer twirling

Vergerner

N'wah!