The sunflower was about to leave his wife and children in a rage realizing his lack of shoes, an analogy of family values in modern america.

PBJ drawn by Terezi

This dickhead made his friend sad, because he didnt purposely lose at a video game, despite his friend having no legs.

Ima Truck On The Level

This guy sure likes torture

ALL ABOARD THE DICK TRAIN. HA, JUST KIDDING, THE DICK TRAIN WON'T STOP FOR YOU.

The moon has self esteem issues, which she then pushes upon earth through insults.

Totodil

Tankman, who usually found himself tormented throughout life due to his irritable bowels, is overjoyed at the prospect of war.

Grimmace 'bout to rape a bitch

Apple tree

The chocolate berates the man]

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