So I pulled out my Jim Beam.. And to her surprise, It was every bit as long as she though. Make like Mr. Chesterfield and SATISFY!

Look, you're a rather outstanding Artist, but there must be better things you can put your talent to than Homestruck.

Dave don't live here no mo', whitey.

Kanye west is upset he's not the Bees Knees like Elton John is.

Bagera from the Jungle book ain't no fan of the gays.

The Cow Grazes at midnig-.. No, Fuck you Sally, I'm sick of your bull. I try so hard to put food on the table and continuously get shit.

You didn't have to come and gay up the party, Steve.

Nascar buys Tectonic plates underneath the earths crust.

French Cat, Hon hon

Where'd you put the bong, man? "Yesterday."

And old man punching a table holding a computer that appears to be masturbating.

So I says to him, I says, "That'll be two grand. Touchin' is extra."