I attempt for creativity and quality.
The hare won the race against the tortoise, but not for the reason you think...
AN abstract representation of necrophilia
The oldest and most venerable Mr Meseeks, at a staggering nine days old, has not even the strength to brush the arachnids from his face.
The hoverman is understandably uncaring for the loss of Chat's "Awesome" Minecraft tower.
"Struth! he's a beeootey! Let's get closer an' 'av a look!"
Too cool for art school, evidently.
The powerpuff gents canvass Townsville to fund their aestrogen supplements
The poster company had provided exactly what was asked of them, It was Jimmy who would Rue his spelling error.
A crooked smiley, for which only the largest brush size would suffice.
The world's lonliest ice-cream van.
"I should never have let my nieces dress me for this Ultimate Armageddon Rave"
The time has come to put the sparking vampires down. The only way MURICA knows how. (hint: explosions are involved)