While playing soccer, it is both necessary and proper to avoid kicking turtles in lieu of soccer balls.

I can't learn anything, it always goes in one ear and out the other.

A sunglass wearing fox kisses a donkey/unicorn hybrid who has wings of fire.

Giant Giga Ninja is trying to kill infant dicephalic parapagus twins Abigail and Brittany Hensel with LAZER HEAT VISION.

Over demanding rag doll.

i divided by zero

Immigrants from Mexico crossing into the USA MOTHA FUCKA!!!

Racist red light

dead gay kid in a purple chair

The word miles with a very enlarged "M."