Have you tried rebooting your system? That might help you with having no CD key included with your copy of Battlefield 3.

Stalin is one classy gentleman. I almost forgive him all those war crimes just because he's so stylish.

As I gazed upon the might of the cosmos I have reached a state of perfection. At this moment I have become one with the universe.

Atomic Ocean

twin towers moments before 9/11.

that orange just made a poofty-toofty come out of its arse. What a cheeky bugger.

Dr. Manhattan explains how magnets actually work.

star with a tumor

The stickman declares himself the Lord of Doodles. Thus begins a new reign of terror and pain.

The watermelon does not approve of Ho-Dogs. That might be caused by a childhood trauma.

The jrpg fan leaves its natural habitat. Notice the neckbeards fedora and trenchcoat, worn to rivalise with the alpha males of public places

Leprechaun, Jesus and a rainbow are angry at science. Why did it have to ruin everything? Fuck science.