Coming soon to your video game store, an exciting game where everyone is after one thing--- MILK! Rated M for Mature.

One of the evil snowmen from Doctor Who decided to step inside your house.

A disabled man saying "meh", as a chicken flies overhead.

Rudolph barfed on someone's carpet.

A carrot falling in love with the man about to eat it. Still a better love story than Twilight.

A whale farting in the ocean.

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Tate from American Horror Story.

The border of a badly named city.

Hippie bunny saying yes to being a vegetarian.

A man peeing on a road.

Person in a shoe costume is dreaming of feet as a stream of letter appear before him/her saying, "Do shoes dream of feet?"

A meteor heading straight for a guy currently taking a shit.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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