Best around?

Looks like a sad cow with a baseball cap. He wants cash for his wizard

Raphael is into astrology

Robot thinks about things greater than himself

Fancy mustache talks about daytime

Some cheap ass off-brand Pokemon. It's blue

By grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

Fat ninja

Lizard with a face on its chest

Boombox-bot

A pitcher spits out its contents so perfectly the liquid maintains its shape.

Hello. My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.