Doodle or Die

A flaming pizza hurdling through space.......or maybe it's a cigarette.

Depressed Winnie the Pooh

A potato becomes poop!

A depressed Mario jumping to collect a coin. There is a lone pipe on the background

A Samurai Satan crouches, sword drawn, next to an unplugged vending machine with a helmet

Violet Beauregard (as a blueberry) being rolled to the juicing room.

A giant, hairless cat attacks two stick figures.

Doodle or Die

Fat girls rule

A small loan of a million dollars.

A Super-Saiyan Kermit announces that only one person can be in the spotlight - Megaman! (Except he's dead)

Umm.........two naked Jewish men, one peeing and one...uh.....you can figure it out

A very skinny Squidward

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