an elephant trips face first into the water. he is clearly surprised

a chair and desk and a dead mans head all lay around the defeated spider. they're acceptable loses

green is not a creative colour

Doodle or Die

The man has done well with his make up. He knows this, you know it, we all know it. "Yes" he says, knowing.

someone cant learn simple math. they blame the system. there is no system to blame but their own. as is life.

a misnamed man rolls his eyes. they land in different spots. he is scared, and doesnt know what to do

they envy his smile, and his outlook on life. but mostly his haircut

an equal sign and a bracket fall over, landing atop one another. its a hallmark movie. que fight scene/make up in the rain scene

polka dot party. all the dots are there! except THAT one. no one likes THAT one. you know the one.

wisened old tree tells flowers not to have sex, or they will get pregnant. and die.

modern art in all its vague metaphorical whatever ness

"Stahp" shouts the man, "in the name of love!" as he sings this, he kicks some passerby in a fit of musical clarity

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