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A harlem globetrotter who works at KFC is busting a cap in superman five's ass while holding his piece upside down.

Stalin wants a cookie!

George washington is dissapointed about his botched nose job.

A grandma teacher in a green lab coat offers a flower made of lsd and happiness as she is secretly about to be pulled away by a choke string

The space shuttle deploys its heat shield. Brilliantly drawn!

A black man has projectile bloody diarreah, enough to acheive liftoff

Playing With gasoline is fun!!!

A lizard is crushed by a gigaintic hershey's kiss that has green stubble on it. Meanwhile, orange lightning escapes from the lizard's back

New Chain

A drive by fruiting

A giant radioactive purple worm urinates into the chute that is used to kill the death star.

A cultureless douchebag writes "gay shit about politics or something."

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