there is a temperature malfunction on the enterprise, they are using a steaming hot turd to keep warm.

spock and scotty are pissed after losing to kirk in a race at being the fastest

the enterprise lands in lumpy space. and meets lumpy space princess

logical is written backwards mirror mirror. kirk is tripping major balls, arms all over the place. mccoy and spock have been fused together

rationing toilet water on the voyager

weird space consciousness of colour orbs

STD's are flying all over the place, and Dean can't get laid.

mccoy is terminally ill but kirk is too busy chatting up a 6 armed green bikini woman

kirk shrank scotty and spock so that they were too small to reach the last jam and toast slice. greedy kirk

gorn loves kirk, but kirk doesn't care

enterprise sets coordinates to second star to the right to see peter pan

salvidor dali's melting clocks, but instead of clocks, the empire state building which is all bloody form stabbing someone