A nipple frog with a big donger plays a tentacle cello.

bucket of glorious Kentucky Fried Chicken, and the colonel on the bucket is staring up at the chicken, open-mouthed and salivating

man on all fours on the bathroom floor suffers through explosive diarrhea, which paints the walls and ceiling. Why, God, why?!

naked faceless man with unwanted baby throws said baby into an alley trash can.

Doodle or Die

Mr Rodgers and King Friday XIII warn you not to hate on the puppets

A pretty good treasure map

I'm Dr Rockso and I do cocaine!

A man jerking off to some xxx's on his computer

I think someone is upset about Nazi's and or Penises.

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Please draw a better ending to Mass Effect 3. Feel free to include the colors red, blue, and green.

The old Nintendo game Life Force

Giant cat attacks two tiny men with his disproportionately small cat baseball bat.

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