Doodle or Die

Some incredibly inane weeaboo shit. Everyone on this site hates you and wants you to die.

a new species of eagle that has 3 legs and flies at high altitude thanks to a yellow propeller on his butt.

Sonic has abandoned going fast and is instead eating his own shit

a new game for sega CD called "final pantasy" where you play a potato with wings wearing underwear that's flying above blood to find pants.

some dumb weeaboo goth girl thinks she's a unique snowflake compared to her conformist friends.

A red man gets accused of cheating, in retaliation he dies her hair different colors and fucks her repeatedly in the process.

New Chain

a man rips the arms off his half-brother and beats his father to death with them. This man is not a reasonable man.

earth and it's satellite have a bitch-fight. One of them cant handle the eat and end up crying like a betch. Water on the moon confirmed.

TewdA the entertainment circle

a panda bear is so weak that a blue hose has him pinned to the ground. A passing bat laughs at him as he screams "i want to live"

The shittiest desert that ever shit

two boys find a box full of scissors. One boy is enthused, the other is super dad cause a scissor killed his mom (who ate gluten free)

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