HAPPY B-DAY, GROUND. FUCK YOU.

There Is Something Disturbing About Your Choice Of Attire, Eridan, And I Recommend That You Revise Your Wardrobe.

Bubbles von Salamancer usurps Gamzee to become the most important character of Homestuck.

Rose x Kanaya Under the Mistletoe (OTP!!!!!)

Karkat meets the A1 trolls and breaks out into a solo flashmob. To prevent injury, he includes "WATCH OUT FOR MY BODY ROLLS!" in the lyrics.

Davesprite explaining to Dave that "its just orange".

Vriska being a bitch, as per usual.

Kanaya fury.

Karkat watching Kanaya being killed by Eridan's white science.

Glitches causing problems.

Karkat the giant magical troll pig saves Sollux from his doom.

The Mayor has a secret crush on Jane, and he is kinda creepy about it too.