A pirate laments his ability to hook the babes

A dying man. With one final breath, and no more fucks to give, he admits, "I am fat yeah.. ."

A boogeyman and some guy are in a fun hot tub, but it's suddenly awkward for the some guy when boogeyman wants to give him an embrace.

Wrinkly man does not understand the beautiful bond between butt buddies playing video games together.

Housewife Iron Man ironing a pink shirt while punning, "Oh the ironing."

Barney is so reluctantly proud