Booty Swing - Parov Stelar

A mother bluebird is tired of raising her chick in a tornado. She shouldn't have to deal with this shit.

a man's head has expanded to a size which terrifies him

If a rainbow farts in a forest, and no one's around, does it make a sound?

How jellybabies would look if Bertie Basset had a pregnancy fetish.

A cross robin perched in a bag of chips.

Mario is showing off his new brazillian wax (on his head?) Peach is looking snide and Daisy seems embarrassed for him.

A whale hasn't seen you since high school and is pleased to see that you're not fat anymore.

A unicycle having an existential crisis.

Dark Side of the Moon cover, but more curvy and fabulous.

A floating head threatens(?) to suck a beluga whale.

Blue Monday - New Order