Pacman suffers a fatal rectal prolapse at his birthday party

A man stares at the moon's four puckered anuses and admits that he wants to masturbate there.

Someone has drawn an egg with the twisted plus sign and below it, it says "in cloaca tears we drink"

Michael Jackson.

Archimedes no, it's filthy in there!

Long-legged purple bird asks bee how he has been doing since the divorce. Bee looks depressed.

A bear who was prematurely discharged from hospital after a brutal stabbing requests a hug.

Bushy-eyebrowed, angry pepsi can avoids eye contact with a green worm that has a large nose

a fast car drops its lunch bag, which splits and spills blood all over the road because it was full of body parts. it says "MY LUNCH NOOO!"

A deformed man has finally succumbed to his illness. His death rattle seems to say, "homestuck".

A cookie is launched into space and bleeds to death. His last word was "FUUUUUUUUUUUU". Too bad there's no one around to hear it.

Bacon listens to music as it knits

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