Uncle Sam and his trusty pubes suit up to fight crime. Someone double parked. They're fucking him.

Spiderman has an existential realization that the world is shit and everyone lies.

This fucking crab has clothes on. What the fuck?

The Blues Brothers sold their glasses. Then bought new ones. The new ones are purple and red. Fuck.

Daniel Craig forced his daughter to drink 2c-B. Now she's crying and pissing everywhere and he wants to kill himself.

The bank robber and his cat watched TV as it snowed outside.

Newton got fucked by an apple. And then he blamed it on gravity.

The toast smiled because it had legs.

Cheese rained down upon the cod-piece wearing Templar.