Mega Nyan is here to rescue us from the evil Dog-ter Wily!

If you thought Dr. Light was weird for creating a little girl to do his housework, just wait until he introduces her to Lips Man.

Cut Man is great at throwing boomerangs, but have you ever see him go bowling? Yikes.

"Aw, cr– *burp* crap. I leave for two minutes and I come back to find the house has gained sentience."

There is a time when we must realize who is the best player. And that's Jon.

Regardless of what moves you teach your Pokémon, you should always teach them how to swim.

You have defeated me… (cough) Before I die, please, take my weapon… and use it wisely… (cough cough) Remember to… use the… pause glitch…

Dang it! Hold still! How can I sell all your organs at the concession stand when you're still using most of 'em?

Grandma has been waiting in the middle of the road for some time now.

"DAMN IT, RICK! STOP WITH THE YELLING! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YELLING ALL THE TIME, HUH?! IT NEVER STOPS! STOP YELLING!"

"You gotta go fast, Morty! You gotta– *burp* Morty, you gotta go fast!"

Aw jeez, Rick. I–I could get in a lot of trouble for using the F word.