Jesus told Adam to eat dynamite. The snake was like "no dude, eat apples instead. They're healthy!"

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An anime poker game becomes shoot out.

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Water pistol is used to make gardening fun

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Guy looks at fireworks from indoors because he's too lazy to go outside.

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A giant translucent octopus steals the sun

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