Man is assaulted with words. Literally.

if this pumpkin knew how ugly and ill formed he was he wouldnt be so happy

maniacal laugh

its surroundings are more yellow than the banana

someone pokes a worm and the worm goes "yes!"

guy reads his newspaper while with his pokeball and sleeping bag on the table

man with longneck is promptly called a faggot

Chief Butt to the rescue

Call of Duty: Agricultural Walfare

a pink circle holds a gun to someone's head. He might be crazy enough to do it.

don't interrupt an interruption

and then the lord said "Diablo and 3 vaginas"