Dunceland is embroiled in civil war: one side wants bacon, the other is staunchly against it. The bacon is the most upset by this.

We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat.

A fish asks a cat if he would like to engage in "mansex". The cat declines on the grounds of this being gay.

A man seems quite excited that a small rocket is about to fly directly into his mouth. A nearby girl finds the spectacle bewildering.

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A pair of dinosaur bros amidst a homosexual act.

A green dinosaur near text written by a very drunk man, possibly a Frenchman.

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A purple man's lower half, his naughty bits covered only by a green bush.

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Satan's evil plan! Step 1: fihs (typo) Step 2: House.... BRILLIANT!

A sleeping green baby in pink pajamas was just visited by the chicken nugget fairy.

$1 Million Cookies: "Robbing you blind with flavor."

A man wearing a red hat and a shirt with a G on it is in pain because his left hand, which held a pistol, has snapped right off.

An apple tree that happens to be an axe murderer. It's always the ones you least suspect.

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