All is right in the kingdom.

Crazy bitch has to chain smoke or she'll get all stressed and shave her head.

Gay aliens join to form a pair of left handed scissors in a desperate act of self-defense.

When I get my check we gonna get a pregnancy test, a carton of Newports and then I'm takin' you to Red Lobster.

Remember the funny pages?

Meanwhile on History Channel.

Doubt it.

Hawking is drunk and ambitious.

Is this something I'd have to be Canadian to understand?

The illustrated coping mechanisms of ugly men.

Idris Elba in Chris Nolan's "The Joker: Ace of Spades Chronicles"

It's April. Enough with this shit.