The slight featured, pale skinned daughter of the Colonel refused to marry the heir to the neighboring plantation empire.

Batman is secretly a cop.

Jane could not resist Tarzan's big round... eyes.

Even the sun loves Casper the ghost.

Children's music artists have recently attempted to exploit the ever expanding market for violence glorified in song.

Jesus Christ Superstar.

There is no god.

A man, wearing a forced and uneasy smile, laments over the lack of depth in the hollow shell that is his life.

Jeremy enjoys Bathing in his giant porcelain ballet slipper.

Garfield longs for those lost years of impeccable fashion sense.

Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho reduced to the artistry of a quadruple amputee.

Recent online surveys indicate that Texans are the most under-achieving people excepting maybe the Greeks.