Don't shit in a toilet, shit in the sink!

Someone fondly recalls that they indeed have two mothers by doodling a picture of two attractive women kissing.

Someone points out that Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets. The guy wearing said helmet is upset he wasted his money.

A one-eyed green tentacle creature says something in Kanji that I don't understand. I assume he's looking for Asian schoolgirls.

Someone was murdered! Cops are at the crime scene, and have the scene taped off from the public (who desperately want to poke the dead guy).

A weirdo is drawing some lame Dogs who like each other. I dunno, you've probably seen it on here a dozen times by now.

A black chef with a burning candle on his hat is madly in love wit a purple pug eating ice cream. The pug's confused and eating ice cream.

BiggyPetes is an uncreative twat who needs to do something aside from the same thing every doodle. So, draw whatever you want.

A bemused teenage girl giving you the finger, thinking she is cool. In about twenty years, she'll probably have ten kids by several men.

A sleeping calm showing you their hidden pearl. There is absolutely nothing sexual about this.

A man who uses his pants as a weapon robs a liquor store. His methods, though unusual, are surprisingly effective.

Naked Snake loves his box. I mean, REALLY loves his boss.