That's a tornado with a smiley face on it, obviously.

The head of the penis as it's using urine hydro pump.

MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS

Friendly first-name-basis with Wal*Mart.

A lima bean with hair and bulging veins.

Pacman misses you...

my head is full of fuck

Minecraft Sex

Mr. T demanding Ash Ketchum's nuts.

Surfer allowing two people to drown cause he's catching a killer wave.

A man who's appetite reflects fondly on a nicely formed pile of excrement.

Malicious purple devil