someone took a shit on the world and theres toilet papper rolle on top too oh my big doodoo cash money

a man is looking at my description of him with disdain.

A MOTHERFUCKING FLYING TURTLE WITH A COOL NECKLACE THAT GOES AROUND THE SHELL BUT IS STILL A NECKALCE!

SPAM IN A CAN MASTER OF THE MAILBOX SHITTER OF THE YAHOO

a man stares at a blue campfire and grows boobs

goku crawling out of a cloud just his hair tho

man takes a puff of a cigarette, shows extreme relief on face. he needed that. he needed that badly.

BEES STEAL A GUYS HAIR AND ITS ALL ON THE GROUND KILLER BEES DONT FUCKING MESS

the ocean is stoned and staring at a hot dog devil on the snow

God slices off a piece of the earth, douses it with petrol, and replaces it, all while looking weary and discontent.

a poorly painted chair is boobytrapped with anti-gravitational spaghetti with carrot sauce.

A red man cries because blue is chosen, instead of him. He is a bald red man, with tears literally streaming down his face, extreme cry.