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Harry "Pooter"

Next time make the cat wear the dumb blindfold.

Octopus reading braille.

The aftermath of a tornado hitting the bubble gum factory.

The last refuge from the killer hand galaxy is the moon.

I would get better if only I could open the childproof cap on this pill bottle.

Snagglepuss says "talk to the hand" while eating a cookie.

Blonde boy casts a vote for the American Fascist Party.

I used to be Magritte's The Son of Man, but then I took an arrow in the chest.

A Japanese emoticon goes all Hulk and overturns a table.

Hatman, you should know better than to play with matches.

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