a cool red ghost in white sunglasses with a dazzling smile says heeeey
heavy is about to dive into the lake and drown scout and medic
taking pictures of engineer while he is sleeping
sniper stole scout's very fat cat. i think he's going to have sex with it
soldier donkey punches medic
pyro chops both arms off in an acid trip
engineer is robosexual for his sentries
spy blasts a humongous fire from his car and ignites pyro, who is hiding behind jarate
a giant shambling ass attacks spy while he is robbing the dispenser
a herd of wild spies write kick me signs on each others backs
spy mourns the death of his favourite giant burrito
scout shouts into the mic that someone has stolen his clothes, the pursuit begins