Little Jenny Thurston was playing during recess at school. When suddenly, the coolest boy in class, approaches her.
Candy!
A hamburger feeding fries to a shark
John just killed two tree huggers on his way to work. It's going to be a good day.
a guy who apparently lost his ear
That's just great... Ass propelled fart chair.
Muffcat-bage
WELL FUCK YOU TOO, YOU FUCKING JERK. IMMA GET MY JEW FRIENDS AFTER YOUR ASS.
Platypus lays an egg so yeah.
A BLACK ZOMBIE GUY WANTS TO RAPE ALIENS
Sponge Bob learns the dangers of trying to corner the market on cocaine.
The Battle for Helms Deep but with Wiener Dogs
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