augustus gloop (angry german kid) fixes his xbox whilst confronted by a peculiar grey nose

No :-)

"Motherfucker you bring those cookies back here in that breifcase"

duck gets pick axed

black paedophilia

"Pink man, do I look like a bitch to you?!"

EAT DAT ELEPHANT BURGER

Slash from Guns n Roses bit open a pirate ship

what the actual fuck?

poopy ploppy plop plop

gingerbread man destroys the earth

a bloodshot eye

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