Shrek eats a sausage as donkey is watching him, desperately desiring the sausage. Make up a porn title for extra fun.

"told you about the stairs bro"-dude ruined it all forever

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Proof that jews did 9/11

A knight wearing old, torn armor saying "For you, senpai" as he holds out his hand. He is bleeding from his head.

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Icarus has found you

Doodle or Die

Michael Bay is stretching out to reach for the excrements of the purple Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (forgot what the person was called)

A silly sits next to a palm tree on a beach, enjoying the sight of his star of david-powered campfire.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. Pretty much everything that's beautiful.

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Solid Methane

A centipede smiles as he wants to give the viewer a rose within a field of other roses.

Muscleman

A stickman says "Ohh Yahhh" as he is about to get poured on with Milk by a large Milk package. Kool-Aid man watches him with a vicious smile

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