A man is piggybacking a ninja.

A crackhead wants you to kiss her.

A weeaboo is contemplating suicide.

Amy Acker

A man is reading a book called "Big Book of All Obvious" which states that the sky is blue, and zombies, are in fact, dead.

Selena Gomez is blaming a squid for giiving her "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" instead of real butter.

r u ok

Meat curtains

If Monday was a student, she'd be a girl who has a weird fascination with trees and tells the teacher when you cheat.

Stay Puft marshmallow man is chasing the Earl of Lemongrab.

A skeleton dog thinks he's cuter than Sailor Moon. She disagrees.

Pacman wants to steal Inky's sandwich.