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Two dehydrated men in the desert slowly hallucinate and die,one a dirtbag dirtdevil, and the other a one armed cactus. BAD JOKE

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What Joe Biden is hiding in his attic

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Wizard kicking a dead quadruple amputee for his copy of MW3 -MILF WIZARDS 3-

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Hate crime against a printer

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Shark husband tells a very good yet sad shark alcoholism joke

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A man breaks up with a giant canyon sized purple and orange vagina set into the earth. He walks away with a sense of loss

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Goku apathetically takes his own life in a giant mouse trap

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Red paint vs. Green paint gang war

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Turtlegator happily plays with those little pop it things. You know what I mean

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Poor spelling and snowflakes

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Tiny people on poop demand giant popcorn

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phallic volcano splits a man in two and scores one hundred points

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