demoman spawn camps using the scorch shot

The Sentry-Buster talks about his life to it's therapist, the Engineer.

The Scout keeps falling down the stairs and breaks every bone in his body. he also does not have a nose.

Sniper polishes his kukri and iS GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT

Zacharie is actually Dedan

karkat is actually finn

karkat, vriska, and dave are playing mario kart. vriska sucks and karkat is sassy-ly playing with one hand

A balloon that faintly resembles pyro rides a robot unicorn

pyro draws himself holding the olympic torch

scout boo's at his computer screen and cries blood from the agony. he probably got dominated.

sniper is knitting an egg

that archimedes is a spy