premature eruption embarrasses a volcano.

mettaton's magical extendo-neck(tm) allows him to pop his head out of a box specifically to tell you how much you disgust him

DIONYSUS (doing everything wrong with his food): Like this? SATAN: No!

two friends sit and watch Kill Bill. one of them is extremely excited. the other has a phobia of Uma Thurman and screams NOOO in horror.

nessie is real and elvis is alive. they're the same person. nessie has great hair

It's Time To Oil Up, a pointillism classic in greyscale

not flowey

chara heard you were talkin shit

WALL-E gets his tiny robotic heart broken as EVE leaves him for a slick, sexy R2D2. That's not a sentence I ever wanted to type.

a guy in a grey polo shirt bullies a poor, defenseless dinosaur child.

a siren gives a very self-satisfied look to a sinking ship.

the unholy offspring of a skitty and a wailord