The man must now chase down Future Pretend Baby on a cloud in order to get back the watermelon and have a proper picnic with his wife.

The Purple King, hailed as a broker of peace between the warring shadow and light people, retires to the countryside for his remaining days.

Two kids in Mario and Luigi shirts sit on a curb of a city sidewalk, eating ice cream. I think...mario shirt kid may have wet himself?

Surrounded by flames, the two waterdrops pull their last trick out of the bag: evaporate the fuck outta there!

Jake English...Genderbended?

"Man, you punks ain't seen half the shit I seen", said the spider as he took another drag from his cigarette. "Lemme tell you about it..."

The 1st place runner's ambition turns to his next goal: Ultrafirst Medal. Will he achieve his goal?

Two man have ganged up on another guy and pulled his arms off. The victim is, unsurprisingly, unhappy with the situation.

Toast innuendos

A deformed female orange...thing.

A bag of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips, a half-eaten croissant, two cups of tea, and three cranberries.

Two guys walk into a bar, and...