The vast emptiness, the nothingness that awaits us all, the dark abyss, the silent death of the mind, a chainbreaker only coloring in black.

There's a mix-up at the leper colony thanks to a dyslexic employee. Leopards roam around the facility freely and dance in the hallways.

No, I swear, your plastic surgery went great. I like the fact that you look like a bellend now. And the no nose thing. And the one giant eye

A goldfish consults with the goldfish elder of the goldfish village.

Roses are red, daffodils are yellow; look out for the former, he's an axe-wielding fellow.

E.T. may have lost his arms and legs, but he'll be ok. We wrapped his limbless body in bandages and gave him a comfy bed. Just don't stare.

A pastry strip show

A woman tanning on the beach is shocked by an albino sand shark.

A victrola

The Cat in the Hat's/Had enough of the brats/And finds it in good form/To curse up a storm.

A strong independent woman...rock...wearing a blue bow and skirt. She's got a pink purse and high heels. Did I mention I think she's a rock?

"HI I'M JILL" screams the terrifying hipster hell puppet