Hot Dog Feels Cold: Regrets missed chances of a time goneby, misses the face of lovely Wafeleta as he walks, lonely, on a highway to nowhere

Swamp terminator is tired of Shirly Temple's shit

Bro who died chugging too much brew begins writing a spooky post-mortem note to his best mate, as the darkness closes in.

Boner-windmill.

Plankton's newest plot involves him crouching quadrupedally and sneaking into the Krabby Patty under the guise of an innocent ant.

a good tattoo idea she wont regret

... So it's a Ho-oh Owen Wilson soaring through the sky

House car builds speed for 12 hours and manages to jump to a far-off PU

Dragonborn isn't fit for the throne

~the Skeleton Code will never be gone. It's in your BONES~

Red man is content that there are no more sequels.

"Write what you want, it's on us."