Doodle or Die

Vultures debating whether or not to invade the U.S, in the year 2028, with Trump in the white house

A house sits next to a gigantic gray projection of the United States.

A crying albino giraffe in an empty world.

Doodle or Die

A Tetris block fighting a German flag, yelling "I'm gonna de-militarize your Rhineland!!!"

A person kindly requests for donations. You can place them between their buttcheeks. It will be most appreciated.

A cloaked figure has a smoke in a dark room, lit only by the light of the sunset streaming in through a single window.

Question marks surrounding a lumpy pink pumpkin.

Doodle or Die

A cool anime guy with black hair, gray eyes, sunglasses and a brown coat. He says "Well, you're 5-foot a BITCH."

Rainbow scribbles covering the numbers 6045. It reminds me of a captcha.

A creepy guy pissing really strongly into the distance, captioned "the pain never ends." The guy's face is superimposed in the corner.

A mother and father pile of shit scold their shit pile sons for getting into a fist fight with each other.

An SBURB Beta house.

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