Three very cool pirates wearing straw hats. One is a double amputee, another has a parrot on his shoulder, a third peers up using telescope.

Striped kitten eats a hapless insect while Grumpy Cat looks on in disapproval.

When baby chickens die, do they go to heaven too?

A seagull has died a bloody death on the beach.

A yellow squinchy face, a knife, possibly a dead body. Yeah, I don't know either...

A very skillfully drawn joker!

A small, bald amputee is afraid of sex.

A man dressed in red comforts a crying child in pale blue

A gray ET with pinkeye wearing a halo of LED lights has sadly been beheaded. :-(

Blind cow orders (someone) to do their chores, moo.

A poorly sewn mola quilt. Nice try though! Or, the earth surrounded by psychedelic colors?

Very confused green man. He thinks in code and is talking about his precious ships. Relative of Gollum maybe??