Squirtle has swag.

Smart man who doesn't play shitty TF2, who has a pet squirrel.

Fluttershy's pet Angel from MLP:FiM

Really long NES game password.

Link's on a boat.

Sonic has a poker face

Gay seal

Spongebob Squarepants

Linkette (Female Link)

A Luigi Sandwich

A pedo bat.

A girl flashing a cop to get out of a ticket.