a man in a rubber tube floating down a river of lava

a stick figure man demands attention

lets tinkle them ivorys!

H͞E̢̧͘ ̴̶̛I̵̛S ̴ǸO͞T̴ ̸T͟H̀E͞ ̢S҉̸̛H͜͞I̕͏̡T̢̀

bored of playing basketball

H̴̢̩̻̱̞̞͎͖͐̽̈́͂͊̏ͮ̀̋̕ͅĘ̷̸̟͓͖̝̥̹̄ͅC̨̡̤̳ͭ̅̇̆̒̋̈́ͥ͠O̎̋̀̚҉̰M̸̡̰̻̼̺̤̪͍̬ͪ͊ͧͅE̬̜̞̱̼ͨͪ̔͂ͪ͛̚͠͡S̛̞̅͊̿͗ͫ͛̍ͦͫ͘͠

GRE̡E҉N ́C̢AM͠E̢RA͠ FILM͡S̷ CLOCK̕

H̶҉A̴̡͞͠R̷̡̢D̷̀͜C̕͠Ò͟R̶̡E͏͘̕ ̨̡͘͜Ć͢O͜͡͝W҉̀͢S͟͏

gir from invader zim

R͘E̸̸̢͜͝G͟A̴͘͢͡͝R̵̵̨͜͟D͜҉͜S̵͜͟,̨̢̀͠ ́́̕҉͏Ḑ͡Ó̸L̀͘A̸̢̢͘͝Ń̸̛͟͡ ̢͏̷D̵̕Ų̴͜͟C͠͏͢͜͝Ḱ̨͡

a homeless man has died and become a skeleton because nobody wanted to pay him to work

ą ̷̀t͢͡r̀e̸҉e̵̢ ̨͘i̛͜n̸ ̡̛͝b͏la̧c̸̛̕k.͘ ̶you̕͡ ̸̷̷c͘͢an̶͜ ҉p̶̡u̶̢ŗ҉cha̕s̢̕é͠ ͢i҉̛t̀ ̀͠f̧̀͟o̶͢͠r ̛̀͜$5̸̴