Cirno is literally melting she's not the strongest anymore jesus christ how horrifying

a rocketship has taken Australia far, far away from Earth. everyone celebrates while the Australians die in the cold void of space. oh yes.

a shitting butt. it's seriously just a shitting butt.

Trovveller the Adventurer is greeted by the four balls of wisdom as they roll by. he lets them go, like he let everything in his life go!!!

the top of an alien's head blows open. he is also bisected by an explosion at his hips. he cries his dying with in his mangled alien tongue.

Dan offers a gift, but it is not a good thing from Dan, and Dan has in fact handed you a live fucking bomb, JESUS CHRIST DAN, WHAT THE FUCK?

a mugshot of the battered, iconic American eagle, as he is mid-thrusting his beak into the eyes of Hitler himself. this is Hitler's hell.

Frank, an Orthodox Jewish Satanist with red hair, got some awful shit in his eyes and now he smells terrible. Anne is his imaginary friend.

the ancient Jewish wizard hexes Jimmy the Astro-Man in Yiddish, but because Jimmy is a robot, it has no effect. Jimmy smiles victoriously.

the guitarist weeps bitter tears as he plays a song about a nun who loses her rosary but eventually ends up finding the love of her life.

extra extra large porn, censored, not stirred. hell, while we're here, can i get one of those apple patties and uh, a large coke. yeah, man.

He who Rules the Roost; Roosterus Maximus, depicted in yet another propaganda poster, standing imposing and tall against basic civil rights.